â€œOkay, so there are eight shelves full of HTML and Linux reference books. Where do we keep the dictionary and thesaurus? Yeah, I know I can find stuff online, but Iâ€™d still like a hard copy. No, I canâ€™t just print out the words when I look them up.â€?
â€œOh sorry. Didnâ€™t realize anyone was napping in here.â€?
â€œHow long does it take the sauna to get hot? You think itâ€™s okay to go in the womenâ€™s locker room to get some towels since weâ€™re out in here?â€?
A company sauna? I knew we were missing something!