Dr. Google Sends Pain Relief

Friday, July 14th, 2006;
-- Al Scillitani |

By Al Scillitani

Added 3:45 est July 14, 2006

WOW! Digg.com is going crazy!!! For those “unbelievers,” here it is, the actual scanned letter. I am sure new comments will appear that I wrote it, but I am not sure how I can prove I did not. I guess you are going to have to take my word for it :) Al

UPDATE 2 (from Andy): Google has emailed me to confirm the letter was from them. The sender is Adam Lasnik, one of Matt Cutt’s search evangalists. Google certainly knows how to keep good relations with search marketers, and it just proves that Google thrives on word of mouth.

UPDATE 3: We told you! ;-) Google’s Adam Lasnik confirms he sent Al the stuff he needed to ease his headache.

Today’s article is below.

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Several days ago, I wrote an article titled, “Dear Google, You’re Giving Me a Headache.” To my surprise, they sent me the pain relief I requested.

After a meeting at Fortune Interactive, where I was actually discussing Google reporting, I went to my desk and found an envelope from Google. I opened the envelope and a small pack of acetaminophen fell out. The hand written letter said:

Dear Al,

I hope this helps you keep up with the many Adwords changes.

PS - You are reading the Inside Adwords Blog, right?

Google continues to amaze me. Even though they are a huge company, they obviously found my article on Marketing Pilgrim, got some acetaminophen, wrote a letter, and mailed it to me. This may not have taken much of their time, but I am sure it is the small things, like this, that make their employees love working there.

I took the acetaminophen, read their “Inside Adwords” Blog, and I feel a lot better. As a matter of fact I feel so good I am preparing my next article, “Dear Google, I Need a Vacation.”

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117 Responses to “Dr. Google Sends Pain Relief”

  1. david_dalka4gsb@yahoo.com Says:

    Funny, I posted about this yesterday where I encouraged people to wait and see how they responded.

    I view this all as a recognition of what they have to do to become a customer listening organization.

    I’d like them to mail me some things to. I might have to make a new post on that.

  2. Albert Pascual Says:

    Can’t believe they actually send you pills! They read it, find you address and send you pills. They have more time in their hands than I thought

    Al

  3. Anonymous Says:

    > As a matter of fact I feel so good I am preparing my next article, “Dear Google, I Need a Vacation.�

    You can expect to receive link http://www.vast.com/v.php?v=vacation_rentals&o=

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Maybe I should write “Dear Google, I need a BMW”

  5. Anonymous Says:

    Why a picture of Peter Brady on your blog?

  6. Al Scillitani Says:

    David,

    Tell them you need $1,000,000 and we can split it :)

  7. Will Says:

    lol thats great :)

  8. Amar Says:

    They should start a distribution of the acetaminophen since I got confused with the changes to Adwords after coming back to use it.

    Amar
    http://www.americansdebate.com

  9. Matt F Says:

    ROFLMAO. That’s funny. This article goes in my all time top favorites of RSS items I’ve seen.

  10. Jay Says:

    Google geeting ready to compete in a new market. Watch out St. Nick.

  11. Anonymous Says:

    Vacation? Where to?

  12. Anonymous Says:

    I wonder how they got your address ?

  13. Anonymous Says:

    I wonder how they got your address ?

  14. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah right. Sounds like Al needed something to post - so he dreamed this up. Is that how you guys manage postings on your “Corporate Blogs”, too?

  15. Jason Dowdell Says:

    oy ve - and the virus spreads

  16. dandyna Says:

    amazing! are you sure it is google itself who sent you the letter?

  17. rolandog Says:

    That’s hilarious!

    I’m now going off to read your article and hopefully I’ll find enough inspiration to write a post titled “Google, I want a new car… (make sure its got a/c, gps mapping, and some cool sound system)“.

  18. Andy Beal Says:

    We couldn’t believe it either, but it’s on Google letterhead and in a Google envelope. Al posted the office address in the first post, so they knew where to send it.

    Google has read Marketing Pilgrim for a while, we’re just glad they care about the health of search marketers. ;-)
    We’re working on uploading a scan of the letter for all you doubters. :-)

  19. Pallab Says:

    Umm.. what makes you believ that its google and not some prankstar?

  20. Anonymous Says:

    Pain Away(TM) rocks. Acetylsalicylic acid, Acetaminophen, and Caffeine all in one little pill. I used to pop way too many of these when I was a 9-5 county employee.

    -p.

  21. Tony Says:

    Glad to hear they have a sense of humor. I wish more companies were like that–

  22. Brent Brandow Says:

    When Vin Diesel talks, Google listens.

  23. Anonymous Says:

    I know for a fact that the sender (Adam Lasnik) is indeed a Google employee.

  24. Anonymous Says:

    “They have more time in their hands than I thought”

    Google employees _are_ allowed to devote 20% of their time to personal projects…

  25. Jonathan Zencovich Says:

    Well, I’m glad you got a favourable response. It’s great to know that Google cares for its users. Now if only they would visit my Blog :D
    Jon Z | http://jzencovich.blogspot.com

  26. Andy Beal Says:

    So Adam, how about posting confirmation at the Inside Adwords blog? Or maybe your own blog - http://www.bladam.com/ ;-)

  27. Mike Abundo Says:

    Now that’s PR! =D

  28. Adam Lasnik Says:

    Andy… guess we were thinking the same thing! I just did post a note on my blog:
    http://www.bladam.com/main/entry/under-the-microscope/

    What a crazy Friday! :-)

  29. Al Scillitani Says:

    I just noticed Adam actually replied on digg. His comment states:
    I’m the guy from Google who sent the note and pill packet :). Just took me a minute or two, and I figured Al’d get a chuckle. This definitely got, um, a bit wider coverage than I expected!
    http://www.bladam.com/main/entry/under-the-microscope/

  30. Mark Says:

    Wow! It makes me say “Google, I sure need some help paying my tution fees.” lol :D

  31. Brian Says:

    That’s… kind of scary.

  32. Coupon King Says:

    Thats pretty cool. I wish Microsoft would do the same, but then again that would be a lot of asprin!

  33. bob Says:

    I am sending an email too, I need the pills too, adam is one funny guy

  34. timw Says:

    Hah - you gotta love Google for that. Very impressive!

  35. andriansah Says:

    Dear Google,

    I need a laptop so I can write when ever my mood come

  36. John Ellis Says:

    Humans like humans.

    I’m sure that one of the reasons for Google’s success is that they don’t stop their employees from acting like humans; on the contrary, they seem to encourage it.

    I use Google Adwords and I use Google to search, and always feel as though I’m dealing with a small friendly company. When you think how big they are, that’s amazing.

    I wish I felt the same about other large corporations I have dealt with…

  37. Anonymous Says:

    REALY GOOD… I LOVED IT!!!

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  39. Anonymous Says:

    Manda um email para o google dizendo que não suporta mais a terra… quem sabe eles não enviam uma passagem para Marte?

    R@ptor

  40. D.ivd Says:

    Pessa para Google instalar uma filial em Barueri - São Paulo - Brasil

  41. Ankit Sud Says:

    you are extremely lucky, how many people get aspirin from google.

  42. rKwon Says:

    This rocks!

    Those ppl @ google have a sense of humour after all :=)

  43. A to Z of World Says:

    No doubt google is going up to the top with these PR tricks.

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  45. Jose Says:

    Google is all about the money

  46. Oscar Says:

    wow i want to see what they’ll do next…

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  49. Baby Jebus Says:

    Awesome!

  50. Darin Says:

    every year google send a give to google adsense publisher, but not all, only publisher who have huge visitor… ha.. ha..

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  52. grazitaly Says:

    Awesome…

  53. parfemi Says:

    Hahahaha I knew Google is best company in world!

  54. ADI BOY Says:

    I do not have an google account but i still use it fo searching webs.east or west google is the best

  55. dnn Says:

    Very effective way for interact with clients:)

  56. seoups.com Says:

    Why a picture of Peter Brady on your blog?

  57. Freelance Website Design Says:

    I think google is awesome, obviously they’ve got a good sense of humor.

  58. AddA Says:

    awesome and very effective.

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  60. Paul Buchhorn - Online Marketing News Says:

    whats there on the right side?

  61. Bidda Says:

    the great way of communicate with his customer.

  62. David Says:

    What is http://www.congoo.com and is it the same as linkedin and facebook?

  63. Study Guide Says:

    Wow, truely amazing Andy! No force them to give you a big share of the company ^^

  64. Perde Says:

    Google always had good relation with search marketeres and other professionals in the fields. That’s something to be appreciated.

  65. zuqy Says:

    it is an awesome thing. it is great to communicate via this way

  66. ödev sitesi Says:

    Thats pretty cool. Google is awesome, obviously they’ve got a good sense of humor. i love google:)

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  69. Alex Says:

    OMG that’s nice

  70. Danny Tuppeny Says:

    Genius :)

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    New service - Google Post offline.

  72. kredi Says:

    unbelivable

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  74. Alex Says:

    lol That’s really funny. I love Google

  75. Joeychgo Says:

    ROFL! I find this very funny. But at the same time, its cool they actually took the time to do something besides a form letter. Its creative, and thats why Google stays on top. They market very well in non conventional ways such as this.

  76. Studium Says:

    this is realy funny :D

  77. Steen Clausen, Colocation CTO Says:

    Regards from Copenhagen Colocation. Yes Inside Blog gives very good tips, but as we, administrate more than 100 campains desktop) is hopeless slow on web and the AdWords Editor does not have all the facilities as on web. This really means that the advertizer pays a lot because of slow and missing funtionality.

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  79. Sava Says:

    You are damn lucky. I tried to contact someone from Google several times but no one replied.

  80. asso Says:

    This is really amazing,
    they send medical pill for free.
    Hahahaha

  81. ScamFreeMoneyMaker Says:

    people who work at google must be having the time of their life. got to be the best place to work and explore our full potential. just take a look at what they have been doing to their algorithms. always changes but i believe it is for the better because if they don’t do that people with less money will be bulldozer by people with money.

  82. John Says:

    Though these guys can be very nice sometimes they blocked my account with 2k on it.

  83. Megan Says:

    I guess, that’s becouse they geeting ready to compete in a new market.

  84. Amber Says:

    That is cool. This company has great PR.

  85. Skischule Says:

    amazing! are you sure it is google itself who sent you the letter?

  86. Skischule Says:

    you are you sure it is google itself who sent you the letter?

  87. Handy Says:

    Hehe hilarious!
    I think I deserve one of those letters too for all the pain the quality score is causing me ;)

  88. Fernstudium Says:

    LOL ! Google takes care for its customers… ;-)

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  91. Gry Gabrielle WebDesign Says:

    Very Cool, i get answers on all my 4 letters within a few days, so i guess it works, the 750 billion Google.

  92. Just An Artist Says:

    LOOOL!!!

    Man that’s totally crazy! That’s why i luv Goooogle.

  93. Gewerbeanmeldung Says:

    no more worries, caused by google ;-)

  94. J.L.Graham Says:

    Hehe, better be careful. THat might have not been aspirin they sent you. lol.

  95. Satna Says:

    Google geeting ready to compete in a new market.

  96. Plies Says:

    this is really ridiculous :)

  97. Ski Schule Says:

    Thanks for very interesting article.

  98. 3ngadget Says:

    This is totally h i l a r i o u s!!

    Never heard once in my life of such responses by Google.

    At least they have a sense of humor.

    Thanks for posting dude :) :)

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    I allways get answers from Google within a week, but this is amazing.

  100. Bayerischerwald Says:

    Nice page - Thank’s.Very good.

  101. OraDBA Says:

    lol
    very very cool response by Google.

    Bravo Google

  102. Michael The Free Mason Says:

    My experience with Google is okay. Nice heavy priced Appliances which allways works perfectly and with superb support.

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  104. Maria Livsplan Says:

    Is use Google Adwords everyday and cant find anything better out there. I am sure the owners will be the richest in the world because of Adwords.

  105. yellowpages Says:

    Hehe this is the first cool letter i saw from google!

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    Google always had good relation with search marketeres and other professionals in the fields

  108. stor perde Says:

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  109. storperde Says:

    Awesome!

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  113. Leather Sofa Says:

    What in the world.. Google is sporting man. are you really wrote ‘Dear Google, i need a vacation’ ?
    hehe

  114. Maxim Says:

    But how they could know your adress?!

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