Not only is the list very funny, with items such as…
3) The S, E, and O keys on your keyboard are broken.
5) When your son tells you he wants to go play in the sandbox, you fear you wonâ€™t see him again for eight months.
…but Matt also gets extra credit for the linkbait aspects of the list too. He manages to name-drop just about every top SEO out there – a sure fire way to get people linking to the story.
The bait that got me?
11) You lay awake at night wondering who would win a foot race: a marketing pilgrim or a marketing sherpa.
That’s easy to answer. The sherpa’s carrying the bags, so the pilgrim will definitely win!