Selecting Your Baby’s Names Based Upon Google Vanity

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007;
-- Andy Beal |

Ok, I think people are starting to go a little too far with their search engine identity management - aka vanity searches.

The WSJ reports that some parents-to-be are actually selecting baby names based upon the chances the name will rank well in Google.

So when Ms. Wilson, now 32, was pregnant with her first child, she ran every baby name she and her husband, Justin, considered through Google to make sure her baby wouldn’t be born unsearchable. Her top choice: Kohler, an old family name that had the key, rare distinction of being uncommon on the Web when paired with Wilson. “Justin and I wanted our son’s name to be as special as he is,” she explains.

That’s it, any future child of mine will be called “Marketing Pilgrim Beal”. ;-)

13 Responses to “Selecting Your Baby’s Names Based Upon Google Vanity”

  1. me&myself Says:

    They should do exactly the opposed — it’s not funny going to a job interview knowing that because your name is unique, a couple minutes of googling will reveal your private web-life at MySpace and such.

  2. Taking it a little far... « PR, Babies and All The Rest Says:

    [...] Taking it a little far… Filed under: SEO, Google — becki325 @ 2:10 pm Ok, I am all for SEO, but come on. Googling your kids potential names? But, I love Andy’s posts, keeps things interesting - thanks Andy! [...]

  3. SEOrefugee Says:

    Let me know how that goes over with the mother of your child lol. If it works I’ll shoot for SEO Refugee Cook for my first born.

  4. BigSlick Says:

    I’m naming my child Mesothelioma Mortgages. That way she’ll always have a steady revenue stream.

  5. Naming Your Children Based on Google Vanity Search. « Insider Marketing: Ramblings of an Online Marketing Maverick Says:

    [...] Hat tip to Andy Beal. Â [...]

  6. Bill Hartzer Says:

    Wow, now there’s a missed opportunity for a cool new site or tool: use the Google API to create a site where you can search for a baby name–and it crunches the numbers automatically, using the number of search results.

    Add Google Trends data into the mix and perhaps one could predict the future and how often that name would be searched for in the future?

  7. Andy Beard Says:

    I thought “Marketing Pilgrim” was going to remain a competitive search term for the #1 spot.

    Bill that site idea is a good one and easy to monetize.

  8. Simon Heseltine Says:

    Well, Jim Boykin was toying with the idea of naming his last child “Page Rank Boykin” ;)

    http://www.jimboykin.com/cat-post-ill-be-big-daddy-again/

  9. Webmaster Money Says:

    People are crazy? Fortunately in our country you cannot have name which you made up, we have to choose from list of names and if you want some special you need to get confirmation from goverment. Than it is easy to choose from about 350 names total each of them belongs to one day in Callendar so we can celebrate name day. That is advantage and not being listed in SE. At least for child it is better.

  10. Owen Cutajar Says:

    I love the fact that when Google my name (and surname) all I get is pages of stuff with me in it ;)

  11. Webmaster Money Says:

    That is right, I can also find my name and even nick name on first pages of Google.

  12. Webster Marketing » Blog Archive » Googling Baby Names Is A Waste of Time Says:

    [...] I’ve seen several posts now about running Google searches and doing keyword research to find baby names that aren’t competitive. Unless you’re starting a baby blog and want to start ranking for the name tomorrow I wouldn’t spend much time worrying about Google competition.  Search personalization will solve the ranking problems of most the John Smiths and Sarah Jones of the world. [...]

  13. Bushido Says:

    Read the post a little late. Guess the baby’s already been born by now. Excellent! I’ll start a black hat site named http://www.blackhatkohler.com

    Serves them right! :P

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