By Andy Beard
When you set out to climb a mountain, or rank for a competitive keyword term, some methods are effective.
This is a simplistic look at climbing the heights of Mount Google.
Human Pyramid
A human pyramid might be suitable for those low hanging fruit, but this method is unlikely to help you scale great heights. Not only is it hard to gain great height, but the weak construction is easily eroded by competitors.

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Belay or Blogroll
Whilst exchanging blogroll links can help lift you up to a certain level, they can effectively anchor you to your peers. From an SEO point of view they are more about securing your position than lifting you higher.
If you have achieved a certain height, there is nothing wrong with pulling up a few team mates. They can then aid in a push for the summit, which can be a very lonely solo trek.

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Grappling Hook
This is the “gizmo” mindset, that specific tools can blast your website or blog to prominence, maybe as a clown from a circus cannon, or to scale the walls of the Vatican in Mission Impossible.
Whilst I am a fan of some forms of automation, and it can achieve significant results, those results are often short-lived.
Whether it is trackback and referrer spam, automated social bookmarking, directory submission software, or other quick fix, the writing is on the wall before you even start, only many are too blind to see it.
Not everyone gets a safety net, or is Ethan Hunt.

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Teamwork
Teamwork is often the most effective method, especially if one member of the team is already at the top of the mountain, and can pull you up.

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V.I.P. Ticket
It might not convey the same bragging rights, or sense of achievement, but if you are a “big hitter” working for a major corporation, or have plenty of funds to grease the wheels, there are faster ways to the top.

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Highest Mountain
Don’t try to climb the highest mountain from the start, it will always end in failure. Start on lower slopes, build experience, and if possible gather together a solid team to help you scale the higher slopes of Mount Google.
Then again, who wants to be top of the mountain, and why am I writing a guest post
Pull me up Andy!
If you enjoyed this post, please make sure you check out the winning article from last year by Jeff Horsager.
This is an entry to Marketing Pilgrim’s 3rd Annual SEM Scholarship contest.
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Igor The Troll Says:
May 31st, 2008 at 3:18 am
Ha, ha! Funny stuff! But you missed the best one!
Troll them to the Top! Just ask my friend Adam Lasnik and he will confirm with me!
I am serious this is not a joke!
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Secret Affiliate Code Says:
June 1st, 2008 at 8:12 pm
great going. Very enjoyable. Actually, visiting Andy Beard brought me here. I loved it. Thanks
Real Estate Blog Girl Says:
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Ahhh, my two favorite Andy’s in one place! I am one of the “I hate your blogroll people” so I was particularly amused with the hitching yourself to your peers in a blogroll analogy. It resonates and more than anything makes me laugh. Thanks for the fun.
NETBOBZ Says:
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:47 am
Andy – the perfect climber! Shouldn’t I be saying that?
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Alex Says:
June 4th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Dang,
I actually followed this post from Andy looking to learn what was stolen
Nice post
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Ed Shaz Says:
June 13th, 2008 at 9:40 am
All your Andy are belonging to us
David Temple Says:
June 20th, 2008 at 3:01 am
It is a “simplistic look” but informative and entertaining nevertheless. Way to go Andy, but shouldn’t you be asking Andy to fly you up?
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Andy Beard Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 2:10 am
Andy’s version of flying to the top might only include a case of red bull.
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