Posted January 29, 2011 12:18 am by with 6 comments

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If you are reading this post on a computer screen, please print it out and hand it to someone that doesn’t have access to the internet. Because this post is geared towards them.

Dear Everyone Else,

Hello there, my name is Joe, and I am from the Internet. Well actually, I am from South Carolina, but I am sending this article out to you through the Internet. On a blog to be exact. A blog is a online journal of sorts. The blog that I am sending this article through, gets around five thousand readers a day. Before I started writing for blogs, (or “blogging” as we like to call it) no one listened to me. Or at least no one beyond my family and friends. I don’t have a degree in writing or journalism. But that’s OK, because, I don’t need one. Because blogging is open to anyone that has access to the Internet. And if what they write is good enough, then it too can be read by thousands of people.

This democratization of information and ideas has been revolutionary in the last several years. Don’t believe me? Well go ahead and turn on your nightly news. You are sure to hear about Egypt shutting off their Internet services to cut communications with political protesters. If that’s not enough evidence, ask your local newspaper how the Internet is changing their business. Newspapers across the country are shrinking in size and distribution because they can’t compete with the Internet. Now Internet giants like Google are venturing into on demand video entertainment, which is bound to severely disrupt the television industry.

Social media, (which is just a fancy phrase for parts of the Internet where people talk to each other) is changing the way people engage each other as well. For example now has around 500 million people using their web site. That’s well over the population of the United States. It is projected that among those 500 million they share 30 billion pieces of content every month. Yes that’s right, I said billion, with a “b”.

I know that many of you are reading all of this and thinking, Well great for them, but who cares? That’s fine. No one is forcing you to use the Internet. But the problem is that some of you own businesses. Some of you run organizations. Some of you write and vote on laws. Some of you run our churches. And some of you are in our courts. If you fall into any of these categories, or any position where you are responsible for others in any capacity, you are doing them and yourself a diservice by not taking full advantage of the Internet.

It’s 2011 and the Internet isn’t going anywhere. Despite this it seems like every couple of months a politician, judge, or CEO does something that runs in complete contrast to the reality of the Internet. I believe most of these people have good intentions, but they are just inexperienced with the digital age. You need to make sure that you aren’t one of those people. You need to make sure that your good intentions aren’t blindsided by a complete failure to understand how information is exchanged in the 21st century. Your local library provides free Internet access and computers. Go and use it and, learn more today. And who knows? You might enjoy yourself with all of this nonsense we call cyberspace!

Thanks for listening!

Joe Hall

  • Thank you very much for these informations.

  • thank for your article

  • Joe Hall for President! 😉

    Good stuff as usual — can’t get my day going without my Saturday “Cup of Joe”!

  • I hope people who don’t use the Internet do have this handed to them. Some people think the type of people who don’t get online are the ones who are going to be dead soon. The reality is that many people don’t use the Internet simply because they’re impoverished, and those people need to read this more than anyone.

  • OMG Joe, are you trying to destroy the rest of the Interwebs now? I understand … we want them all, but let’s think about this, first.

    Heck, my mother is on Facebook and my 93 year old grandmother actually understands Twitter better than a lot of people a third of her age. I call it reverse genetics (or some silly Interwebby crap like that).

    Some people with the tragic misfortune of missing out on my twisted genetic reverse engineering (I learned it on Google, of course) are simply not ready. Their heads will probably explode like those vampires Blade injected with his anti-vampire serum. Can you really live with yourself then, Joe?

    Joe? Can ya? Really?

    Seriously, the first good session of “LOLcatting” around these Interwebs could just about slam the coffin door closed on what is left of our society. Just try to go and buy a car, find a plumber, or hire a decent hooker if they are all computerizing instead of working for a living.

    Crap … imagine the sudden increase in SEO douchebags we will be getting spam from!

    If you keep moving ahead with this type of plan, before you know it, some Nigerian will come up with a way to scam us all!

    I hope you will rethink the thing. You are playing with fire, my friend! 😉